Don't Panic!
So the anti-tobacco, pro-smoking ban, smoking-is-the-root-of-all-evil movement has just rolled into your town. They have their nanny skirts on, their "it's for the children" and "it's for the workers" signs and they're singing songs about that insidious entity nicknamed "big tobacco." They're well funded, corporate backed and will stop at nothing to get their way. Worse yet, they have brought in a freight train loaded with evidence and facts designed to confuse and confound the public.
You're doomed, right?
Not if we can help it!
You have come to the right place and reached the home of the BtBWI Rapid Response Unit. We are here to help you make it through this without losing your mind or your rights. We are set up to quickly mobilize at the first sign of trouble and provide direct support to defensive opposition efforts.
Why 48 hours? Because when the smoke-free folks move in, time is important. Upon initial contact, we will have an initial analysis ready to go in no more than 48 hours.